butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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