The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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