i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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