"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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