I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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