his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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