i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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