Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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