she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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