So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Bang-toberfest begins!!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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