We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
handjob tips. give me some.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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