I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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