how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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