Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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