Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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