hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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