Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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