I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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