office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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