piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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