Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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