please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize