I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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