My nipple is on Facebook.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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