I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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