im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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