You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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