Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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