is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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