Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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