you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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