Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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