found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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