oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
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I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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