He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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