Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I would fuck him just for his dog
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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