i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I am mentally ready for anal.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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