: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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