That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I just found a bag of teeth...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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