Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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