Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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