Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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