Actions speak louder than pants.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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