I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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