I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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