I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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