It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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