ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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