go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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