This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize
