This girl is more easily done than said...
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
