Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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