would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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