Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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