They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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