dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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